{"id":313800,"date":"2026-04-05T14:31:44","date_gmt":"2026-04-05T09:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ebiztoday.news\/?p=313800"},"modified":"2026-04-05T14:31:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T09:01:44","slug":"black-snape-calls-harry-potter-a-racist-proud-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ebiztoday.news\/index.php\/2026\/04\/05\/black-snape-calls-harry-potter-a-racist-proud-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Snape Calls Harry Potter a Racist Proud Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tKam Patterson played Professor Snape from \u201cHarry Potter\u201d during \u201cWeekend Update\u201d on \u201cSaturday Night Live.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tPatterson\u2019s casting as Snape is a reference to HBO\u2019s upcoming \u201cHarry Potter\u201d series, during which the previously white character is being played by Black actor Paapa Essiedu.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tAfter being introduced by Colin Jost, Patterson\u2019s Snape began by speaking overly formally, saying \u201cGood evening, Mr. Jost \u2014 nah, I\u2019m playing. I don\u2019t talk like that, bro. It\u2019s called code-switching. <em>Codio switchio!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tWhen Jost asked how his 12 months at Hogwarts had gone, Snape said, \u201cNot great. We got this latest kid. His name is Harry Potter, and he\u2019s racist as hell. Harry Potter \u2014 or, the Proud Boy Who Lived \u2014 spent the entire 12 months telling everybody that the varsity\u2019s only Black teacher was secretly evil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tJost said, \u201cI believe he\u2019s just fearful because he knows someone\u2019s attempting to steal the Sorcerer\u2019s Stone.\u201d \u201cSo any individual stole something, and the primary suspect is Black Snape? They didn\u2019t even have a look at the white guy within the turban. So offensive. He\u2019s got a wizard on the back of his head,\u201d Snape said, referencing how the villain Voldemort appears on the back of Professor Quirrell\u2019s head at the tip of the primary \u201cHarry Potter\u201d story.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cI\u2019m really sorry that he just jumped to conclusions like that,\u201d Jost said. Snape replied, \u201cAll good. It happens on a regular basis. I showed up at Hogwarts, and on the primary day they checked out me and said, \u2018You\u2019re the professor of the <em>Dark<\/em> Arts.\u2019 I never even studied that! I majored in African Muggle Studies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cThe entire wizarding world is racist,\u201d Snape continued. \u201cThere\u2019s <em>one<\/em> other Black guy, Kingsley Shacklebolt, a reputation I\u2019m guessing they got out of the Wu-Tang name generator. Everyone\u2019s in these dignified robes. They dressed him up like he was selling cocoa butter incense out of a barbershop.\u201d When Jost asked, \u201cThat\u2019s form of a cool outfit, right?\u201d Snape said, \u201cYeah, for a Haitian cab driver. And why they got to place \u2018shackle\u2019 in his name? That\u2019s crazy, man. Shackle? Shackle!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tJost said, \u201cWell, for the very first time, I\u2019m beginning to think J.K. Rowling is perhaps problematic.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tSnape went on, \u201cThe entire wizarding world is tousled. We&#8217;ve got magic, we now have wands that may do anything, and folks in my world still have slaves.\u201d He rejected Jost\u2019s assertion that they\u2019re actually called \u201chouse elves.\u201d \u201cYes, some folk got house elves. I bet you didn\u2019t know they got field elves too. They didn\u2019t put that within the book, huh, Colin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tPatterson\u2019s cameo concluded with Snape calling out a final message for Harry: \u201cYour mama was thick as hell, dog. I miss her a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tWatch the sketch below.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kam Patterson played Professor Snape from \u201cHarry Potter\u201d during \u201cWeekend Update\u201d on \u201cSaturday Night Live.\u201d Patterson\u2019s casting as Snape is a reference to HBO\u2019s upcoming \u201cHarry Potter\u201d series, during which the previously white character is being played by Black actor Paapa Essiedu. 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