I’m glad Danhausen got himself a match at Madison Square Garden, after sheer dumb luck elevated him to mainstream stardom, a minimum of within the sports world, and in Recent York City, along with his cursing, then uncursing, of the Recent York Knicks. I wasn’t thrilled it was against JD McDonagh, but there was a pleasant, cohesive storyline there with Judgment Day demanding Danhausen curse Oba Femi, then the “Very Nice, Very Evil” one just leaving with their money. WWE even summed up the story in a pleasant video package ahead of the no disqualification match.
When McDonagh and Danhausen got began with little or no shenanigans, I wondered if perhaps WWE was attempting to place Danhausen over as a somewhat serious (as serious as Danhausen could be) in-ring competitor in Madison Square Garden, and I used to be starting to think that they selected a terrible time to do such a thing, but that also wasn’t surprising within the slightest. Then, Danhausen got the Knicks jersey on and chaos began to ensue, with help from “Dirty” Dominik Mysterio, and we were really off to the races with the return of the Minihausens.
With Judgment Day distracted by the Minihausens, Danhausen grabbed the stuffed animal cat in a cage he had on last night’s edition of “WWE SmackDown.” I had no idea what that meant, and thought it was just a few silly, random nonsense on the blue brand, but when Danhausen put the cage in his cloning machine at the highest of the ramp, out got here Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns, or as he’s higher known, KAT. I didn’t put two-and-two along with the “cat” segment on “SmackDown,” and from what I saw on social media, no one else on my feeds did either, so it was a fun surprise.
And, holy heck, does KAT have one heck of a chokeslam, and McDonagh and Mysterio sold them well. The move looked fantastically devastating from the seven-foot-tall star. With McDonagh down and Mysterio neutralized through a Slim Jims table, Danhausen hit the previous with a Danhausen Death Drop for the victory.
We were already getting Jalen Brunson, who couldn’t get physical anyway, post-surgery, with Roman Reigns at the top of the night, so adding in KAT, via stuffed cat, with Danhausen was really fun. The match didn’t overstay its welcome on the show, either, and I assumed overall, it worked rather well.
I imagine this puts Danhausen at 5-0 in matches in WWE, and his undefeated record with curses is much more impressive. I’m unsure what’s next for Danhausen post-MSG and Knicks championship win, perhaps we’ll finally discover who’s in his laboratory, but whatever it’s, it’s certain to be fun and ridiculous.
Written by Daisy Ruth